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-Why do brunettes like their dark hair color? It doesn't show the dirt. - Who makes all the bras for brunettes? Fisher-Price-Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes? The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable. - Why are most brunettes flat-chested? It makes it easier for them to read their T-shirts. - Why are brunettes so proud of their hair? It matches their mustache. - Why is the color brunette considered evil? When's the last time ya saw a blonde witch?-How can you tell a brunette is lonely? Check her for a pulse. - What is the most frustrated animal in the world? A brunette rabbit. - Why do brunettes wear training bras? It's cheaper than changing their Band-Aids every day. - Why did they quit selling brunette Barbie dolls? Parents felt the dandruffmight be contagious. - How do brunettes get the tangles out their hair? With a rake. - Why don't brunettes get breast implants? They've already spent their money on thigh & butt implants. - Why did God create brunettes? So ugly men more...

A woman wants to have bigger breasts so she goes to her doctor. The doctor tells her that she could either have implants or wear a special bra. "With the bra," the doctor explains, "when you flap your arms up and down, it will inflate."
Sounding like a much easier process than the implants, she chooses the bra.
The next day she decides to try the bra out, so she goes to a bar where she sees a very attractive man sitting there. Flapping her arms, she strolls over to flirt with him and he promptly starts flapping his legs.
"I see we have the same doctor," he says.

1. What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
No one else wants it.
2. What's a brunette's mating call?
"Has the blonde left yet?"
3. What do you call a brunette who dies her hair blonde?
Artifical Stupidity
4. What kind of costumes do brunette girls wear on Halloween?
They just stand on their heads and go as dirty mops.
5. Why don't brunettes get breast implants?
They've already spent their money on thigh and butt implants.

-Why do brunettes like their dark hair color?
It doesn't show the dirt.
-Who makes all the bras for brunettes?
Fisher-Price
-Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?
The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.
-Why are most brunettes flat-chested?
It makes it easier for them to read their T-shirts.
-Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
It matches their mustache.
-Why is the color brunette considered evil?
When's the last time ya saw a blonde witch?
-How can you tell a brunette is lonely?
Check her for a pulse.
-What is the most frustrated animal in the world?
A brunette rabbit.
-Why do brunettes wear training bras?
It's cheaper than changing their Band-Aids every day.
-Why did they quit selling brunette Barbie dolls?
Parents felt the dandruffmight be contagious.
-How do brunettes get the tangles out their hair?
With a rake.
-Why don't brunettes get breast implants?
They've already spent more...

BEAVERTON, OREGON - Intel Corporation announced a major expansion of its successful' Intel Inside' campaign with a new line of silicon breast implants.

'We thought this would be a natural market for us because of our unparalleled knowledge of silicon,' Intel spokesperson Duwane Marino told the tightly-packed audience at a press conference in the Teton Auditorium in Beaverton's Civic Center Building.' Besides, Intel has a wealth of experience forcing new technology on the mass market. We feel that we're the company that makes cosmetic upgrades a part of the average person's life.

Implant beta-test subject, actress and model Eirika Anderssen, stated that her career is 133% faster since receiving' Pointium-II' implants at the beginning of the year.' Intel Inside stacks up against the best of the others,' she said.

Industry experts agree that the Intel move will turn plenty of heads, but believe the market for the new Intel products will be soft through more...