Iraqi Jokes / Recent Jokes
Q: What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common?
A: Nothing... yet.
Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving?
A: Turkey.
Q: What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common?
A: They both have Kurds in their Whey.
Q: What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?
A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!
Q: What is the best Iraqi job?
A: Foreign Ambassador
Q: How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. They can't turn them on anyway.
Q: How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Only one, but he does it from 30 miles away using laser targeting, and at a cost of $800,000.
Q: "How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?"
A: "We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."
Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots?
A: You only have to teach more...
What is the Iraqi air force motto?
I came, I saw, Iran
Have you heard about the new Iraqi air force exercise program?
Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them there.
What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common?
They both have Kurds in their way.