Iraqi Jokes / Recent Jokes

Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots?
You only have to teach them to take off.

What is Iraq's national bird?
Duck

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?
They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!

Q: What's the national bird of Iraq? A: DUCK!
Q: What's the fastest way to break up a bingo game in Baghdad? A: You shout out, "B-52"
The latest from Saudi Arabia and Baghdad is that: Americans claim they have air superiority over Iraq. Iraqis claim they have air superiority over Iran.
Q: Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking? A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home?
Q: What does Saddam Hussein have in common with Fred Flinstone? A: They both can look out of their window and see rubble!
Q: Have you heard about the new Royal Iraqi Air Force exercise program? A: Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them there.
Q: What should Iraq get for its air defense system? A: A refund.
Q: Who is an Iraqi Hero? A: He's the one that waited thirty seconds before he surrendered.

Why does the Iraqi navy have glass bottom boats? So they can see their air force.

What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog? An Iraqi.

Q. What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common?
A. Nothing, yet.

Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving?
A: Turkey.

Q: What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common?
A: They both have Kurds in their Whey.

Q: What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?
A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!

Q: What is the best Iraqi job?
A: Foreign Ambassador

Q: How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. They can’t turn them on anyway.

Q: How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Only one, but he does it from 30 miles away using laser targeting, and at a cost of US $8, 000, 000.

Q: “How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb? ”
A: “We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time. ”

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