Jamaican Jokes / Recent Jokes

A Jamaican guy gets stranded on a deserted island when he finds a lamp washed up on the beach. Remembering the tale of Aladdin he rubbed it, and POOF! A Genie appeared, a Jewish Genie.
"Oy Vey!", exclaimed the Genie, "Am I glad to be to there. Tree hundred years I been in that thing, my life and soul! What can I do for you my boy?"
The Jamaican asked the Genie if he granted wishes.
"Wishes, schmishes! Course I do. I'll grant you two wishes, used to be three but I gotta think about my margins."
"Well", said the Jamaican after some consideration, "I'd like to be white and surrounded by women."
"No problem", said the Genie, and with a wave of his hand the Jamaican was transformed into a tampon.
MORAL: Never do business with a Jewish Genie. There's always a string attached.

A poor Jamaican fisherman was shipwrecked on a desert island. He had
lost his boat, his livelihood and possessions. He was trudging round the
island in a dejected mood when he came across an old brass lamp washed up on
the beach. Remembering the tale of Aladdin (and the role of magic lamps in jokes) he rubbed it.
POOF!
A Genie appeared. A Jewish Genie. "Vey!" he said. "Am I glad to be outta
there. Three hundred years I bin in that thing, my life and soul! What can I do for you my boy?"
The Jamaican asked if the Genie granted wishes. "Wishes, Schmishes!
Course I do. I'll grant you two wishes, used to be three but I gotta think
about my margins."
"Well," said the Jamaican after some consideration "I'd like to be white
and surrounded by women."
"No problem" said the Genie.
POOF! - the Jamaican was transformed into a tampon.
Moral: Never do business with a Jewish Genie - more...

An Arab, a Russian, a Jamaican, and an American are on a boat. The Russian takes out a big flask of vodka, takes a sip, and then throws it over board. The American asks him why he did that. "Where I come from, we have plenty of vodka." Then, the Jamaican takes out a big roll of weed, then smokes a little puff, and throws it over board, and the American asks why he did that. "Where I come from, we have plenty of that." The Russian then asks,"There must be plenty of something where you come from."
The American then throws the Arab over board.