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Laloo prasad yadav was hosting a japanese delegation for business development to bihar.
The japanese embssary was quite impressed with bihar and he stated, "bihar is an excellent state. Give us three years and we will turn it into an economic superpower like japan."
Laloo was very surprised. "you japanese are very ineficient," he stated "give me three days and i will turn japan into bihar"

There was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing. On the last day, he hailed a cab and told the driver to drive to the airport. During the journey, a Honda drove past the taxi. Thereupon, the man leaned out of the window excitedly and yelled, "Honda, very fast! Made in Japan!"

After a while, a Toyota sped past the taxi. Again, the Japanese man leaned out of the window and yelled, "Toyota, very fast! Made in Japan!"

And then a Mitsubishi sped past the taxi. For the third time, the Japanese leaned out of the window and yelled, "Mitsubishi, very fast! Made in Japan!"

The driver was a little angry, but he kept quiet. And this went on for quite a number of cars. Finally, the taxi came to the airport. The fare was US$300.

The Japanese exclaimed, "Wah... so expensive!"

There upon, the driver yelled back, "Meter, very fast! Made in Japan!"

This is about a day when Mr. Zail Singh was the President of
the country.
All sardars in the country went to him this day and told him
that people
tease them by making jokes about them that when the clock
stucks 12: 00,
all sardars go mad and act like crazy. They complained that
this is not
true. They also complained that people talk about sardar
having no common
sanse. Therefore, they demanded him to go bring for them
common sense.

Mr. Zail Singh was confused and asked his secretary to give
him some suggestions. The secretary advised him to go to Japan, since quality is guaranteed.

The next day Mr. Zail Singh rushes off to Japan. At the
Osaka Airport he
hires a cab and asks him to take him to a shop where he
can get common sense.

The cab driver was pissed, he told him that there is no shop
in Japan that sells such stuff. Infact every human being has common sense since more...

Once upon a time, a man came to Delhi from Japan and went to a taxi stand. He asked the driver to take him to Janakpuri. On the way, he told the driver that traffic in India was too slow compared to Japan. When he reached his destination, the fare came to Rs. 1000.
The man was astonished and asked the driver, "Are you sure your meter is working properly? It seems to be going too fast." The driver replied "Absolutely sir. It was made in Japan!"

Laloo Prasad Yadav was hosting a Japanese Delegation for Business Development to Bihar. The Japanese Emissary was quite impressed with Bihar and he stated, "Bihar is an excellent state. Give us three years and we will turn it into an economic superpower like Japan."
Laloo was very surprised. "You Japanese are very inepicient," he stated.
"Give me three days and I will turn Japan into the next Bihar!"

Miyuki Hatoyama says she rode in a spaceship to Venus. Sadly, she has no proof of her visit. Incredible--a Japanese tourist visits Venus and takes no pictures.

A third grade teacher always took roll call each
morning and had the learners answer by reciting a short
poem.
The first kid sat in the first row was a teacher's
pet. He stood and said, "My name is David, and when I
become a man, I would like to go to Japan if I can,
and I think I can."
The next kid was a little girl who sat in the middle
of the room. She stood up and answered the roll call
by stating, "My name is Suzy, and when I become a lady
I would like to have a baby... if I can, and I think
I can."
The next on the list was Little Johnny, sitting in the
back of the room. He stood up and said, "My name is
Johnny, and I don't give a dam about Japan but I
would like to help Suzy in her plan if I can and I
think I can!"