Jill Jokes / Recent Jokes

An office manager had money problems & had to fire an employee, either Jack or Jill... He thought he'd fire the employee who came late to work the next morning.
Well, both employees came to work very early. Then the manager thought he would catch the first one who took a coffee break. Unfortunately, neither employee took a coffee break.
Then the manager decided to see who took the longest lunch break - strangely, neither Jack nor Jill took a lunch break that day, they both ate at their desk. Then the manager thought he'd wait & see who would leave work the earliest and both employees stayed after closing.
Jill finally went to the coat rack & the manager went up to her & said, "Jill, I have a terrible problem. I don't know whether to lay you or Jack off."
Jill said, "Well, you'd better jack off, because I'm late for my bus."

Jack and Jill were riding a tandem up a hill, but making heavy weather of it. At the top, Jack said:' I didn't think we'd make it!' Jill replied,' Nor did I - what a good thing I kept the brakes on, or we'd have slid all the way back down!'

Jack and jill ran up the hill to have a lil fun, stupid jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.

Jack and Jill went over the hill to have a talk with their boss. Jack left. The boss got high pulled down his fly and Jill said,"How much does it cost?"

jack and jill went up a hill to do a little kissing. jack made a pass and grabbed jills ass and now his front teeth are missing

jack and jill went up the hill
to get some maryjane.
jack got high and dropped his fly
and asked jill"do you wanna?"
jill said yes and dropped her dress
and they started to have fun.
but silly jill forgot her pill
and now they have a son.

Jack and jill went up the hill so jack could lick jills fanny.
jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock.
cause jills a fuckn tranny.