Jill Jokes / Recent Jokes

Jack and jill went up the hill so jack could like jills fanny...
but jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock cause jills a fucking tranny....

Jack and Jill went up the hill
to smoke some maruighuana
Jack got high and dropped his fly
so Jill said "Ooh I wanna!"
Old Mrs. Stubbard went to the cubboard
To get the dog a bone
When she bent over
the dog took over
and gave her a bone of his own

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun Jill forgot to take her pill and now they have a son

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marajiuana,
Jack got high and unzipped his fly and Jill said I don't wanna.

Jack and Jill went up the hill
to get some maryjane,
they both got high and Jack dropped his fly, and asked Jill do you wanna,
Jill said yes and dropped her dress,
then they started to have fun,
but silly Jill forgot her pill,
and now they have a son.

Jack and Jill went up the hill
to have a quiet smoke.
Jack returned with lung cancer
and Jill a fatal stroke.

Jack and Jill went up the hill
To see a nasty doctor.
Jill got ill and skipped her pill
and Jack went ahead and knocked her.