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Jack and Jill

Jack and Jill went up the hill,
To smoke some marijuanna.
Jack got high and dropped his fly
and said, "Jill, do you wanna?"
Jill said yes and dropped her dress
and then they had some fun.
But silly jill forgot the pill
and now they have a son!

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Family Pants

Jack and Jill were getting married. Jack was talking to his dad about the marriage when his dad says, "I remember when your mom and I got married. I took off my pants, gave them to her, and told her to put them on." "I can't wear these," she said. "Darn right," he said, "I wear the pants in this family, and you'd better remember that." "I think I'll try that on Jill," Jack said. He went to Jill, took off his pants, and gave them to her. "Put these on," he said. Jill replied, "I can't wear these." "Darn right. I wear the pants in this family and you'd better remember that," he said. Then Jill took off her pants, gave them to him, and told him to put them on. "I can't get in to these," he said. "Darn right," Jill said. "And if you don't change your attitude you never will!"

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Jack and Jill

Jack and Jill were working in a factory. One day the supervisor approaches Jill and says, "Jill. I'm afrid I'm going to have to lay you or Jack off." Jill replies,"Well, you better Jack off because I'm too tired."

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Jack and Jill

Jack and Jill
went up the hill
each with a buck and a quarter
Jill came down with $2.50. They didn't go up for water!

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Hungry Husband

John calls Jill from work and says he will be home by 5 PM and hopes that dinner will be on the table when he gets there.
He arrives home and enters the kitchen and sees a package of pasta, jar of sauce and can of vegetables on the kitchen table.
"Jill, I specifically called you from work to let you know when I would be home. Where is my dinner?"
"Dinner is on the table, John, like you asked. I don't know why you wanted it there instead of on the stove."

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