Jolie Jokes / Recent Jokes

Busy Angelina Jolie will apparently be playing Mariane Pearl, widow of slain reporter Daniel Pearl, in an upcoming movie. I'm guessing that if the real Mariane Pearl looked like Angelina Jolie, Daniel Pearl's last words might have been very different:

"Don't kill me and I'll let you do my wife! She's a 10! Please! You can do coke off her nipples!"

Angelina Jolie described her recent birth experience as "terrifying." Doctors say that response is common among Western women who realize they are about to have their baby in Africa.

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are leaving Hollywood and moving to New Orleans. According to their publicists, Pitt and Jolie believe their family will feel right at home because New Orleans is the perfect third-world state.