Kanjibhai Jokes / Recent Jokes

Kanjibhai was preparing wedding cards for their son at the printers. Kanjibhai was not very good at English so he asked the printer to help him. After the printer had presented Kanjibhai with a draft, Kanjibhai quickly pointed out that the " RSVP " was missing.

The printer was surprised by Kanjibhai's knowledge and asked him if Kanjibhai knew what it meant. Kanjibhai started to think and after much thought he replied: "Vait! I remember! I remember! RSVP!! It means "Remember, Send Vedding Present!"

The passengers were leaving the Air India plane after landing, and one smiling, satisfied Kanjibhai paused to congratulate the flight attendant.
"Stewardess," Kanjibhai said happily, "I want to compliment you and the crew and especially the captain for getting here right on time.
It's not often that an airline gets to where it's going exactly when they claim it will.
I'm going to call your Air India home office and let them know how pleased I am."
"Why, thank you, sir," the flight attendant answered,
"but I think you should know--this is yesterday's flight."