Kentucky Jokes / Recent Jokes

Q: Why is there a Kentucky?
A: So people of Tennessee have someone to make fun of.

What do Kentucky fried chicken and women have in common?
Once you get past the brest and thighs all you have left is a greesy box to put your bone in.

Five Kentucky players have declared for the NBA Draft. So their graduation rate will go up.

One day there was a knock on the Pope's office door. When he answered it, the salesman said,' Hello, my management team would like to discuss a proposal with you.' After taking a seat in his office, the salesman said,' I am with Kentucky Fried Chicken. We would like to offer you a contract to the church if you can change the Lord's blessing from' Give us this day our daily bread' to' daily chicken'.'

The Pope said,' I'm sorry we just cannot do that.' The salesman went back to his office where he discussed the outcome of the meeting. He returned to the Pope's office a week later with the same proposal, only he had upped the bid to 4 million.

The Pope gently declined, again. The next week he came again and offered the Pope an offering of 10 million. The Pope said,' Let me think it over.'

The Pope then called a meeting with the elders of the church and said,' Well gentlemen, I have good news and bad news. Kentucky Fried Chicken has generously offered us more...

A disc jockey in Louisville pleaded guilty to bilking thousands of dollars out of listeners by falsely claiming he had a terminal illness. As part of the agreement, caller 10 gets to kick him in the nuts.

A Kentucky census worker was reported to have died from asphyxiation. I guess that's less work for next year.

In the back woods of Kentucky, the redneck's wife went into labor
in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist
in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the
father-to-be a lantern and said, "Here, you hold this high so I can see
what I am
doing."
Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. "Whoa there," said the
doctor.
"Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down....I think there's yet
another one to come." Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby
girl. "No,
no, don't be in a great hurry to put down that lantern... It seems there's
yet another one to come." Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a
baby
girl.
"No, no, don't be in a great hurry to put down that latern... It seems
there's yet another one in there!" cried the doctor. The Redneck
scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the more...