Ladder Jokes / Recent Jokes

George was out for his daily walk and came upon a long ladder that stretched into the clouds. He walked this same route every day and this ladder was never there before. Curious, he began to climb it. Eventually, he climbed into the layer of clouds and saw a rather large, homely woman lying on a cloud.
"Take me now or climb the ladder to success!" she said.
Thinking that success had to be better than this, George continued climbing. Soon, he came upon another level of clouds and found a thinner, slightly cuter woman than before.
"Take me now or climb the ladder to success!" the woman said.
Noticing that his luck was changing, he continued to climb. On the next level of clouds, he found a rather attractive woman with not too bad a figure.
"Take me now or climb the ladder to success!" she said.
Knowing for sure that his luck was improving, he quickly continued climbing. Sure enough, on the next level, he found a gorgeous, slim, more...

A general store owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear very short skirts and thong panties.
One day a young man enters the store, glances at the clerk and glances at the loaves of bread behind the counter. Noticing the length of her skirt [or general lack thereof] and the location of the raisin bread, he has a brilliant idea."
I'd like some raisin bread please", the man says politely. The female clerk nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread, which is located on the very top shelf. The young man standing almost directly beneath her is provided with an excellent view, just as he surmised he would be.
Once she descends the ladder he muses that he really should get two loaves as he's having company for dinner. As the clerk retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of the other male customers notices what's going on.
Thinking quickly, he requests his own loaf of raisin bread so he can continue to enjoy the view. With each trip up the ladder more...

The model climbed up the ladder,
As Titian, the painter, had bade her.
Till her position, to Titian,
Suggested coition.
So he climbed up the ladder and had her.

How many flute players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
5: 1 to screw in the lightbulb, 1 to push her off her ladder, and three to complain about how they could have pushed her off the ladder better.