Larry King Jokes / Recent Jokes

Larry King had himself turned into a Na'vi,from the Avatar movie.His actions produced the lowest hanging blue balls in history.

I have no interest in seeing this movie. If I want to see something dead come to life, I'll watch Larry King.

...talk show host Larry King's new book "My Remarkable Journey" is now available...in it he discusses his greatest triumphs, like overcomming a rough childhood, his first job in broadcasting, and how exciting it was meeting the Virgin Mary.

Larry King supports Barack Obama's health care plan because he'll be able to keep his own personal mortician.

Mariah Carey told Larry King that she drank what she called "ugly juice" to prepare for her role in the film "Precious". When the talk show host asked her what it tastes like, Mariah looked at him and replied, "Oh please, Larry, you were obviously raised on the stuff!"

Larry King's wife grew frustrated picking up his personal belongings off the floor--his clothes, his underwear, and his testicles.

Larry King went to his doctor for a routine physical checkup.He was asked to step into the restroom and give an embalming fluid sample.