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A woman accused of hiding a decaying corpse on her toilet so she could continue collecting her Social Security was convicted of a misdemeanor, a prosecutor said Monday. Authorities say they will now turn their attention to another possible case of a corpse being used to collect Social Security when Wednesday they question the wife of Larry King.

With the passing of Sunny von Bulow, the record for years in a coma is now held by Larry King.

Some 2,300 years ago, something akin to a Jack Russell terrier was laid to rest. Scientist called the mummified pet remarkable. Larry King called the mummified pet ‘Fido‘.

John Mark Karr is appearing on Larry King Live this Monday where he will reportedly admit that he was the stingray who killed Steve Irwin.
[Karr pictured above as stingray]