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a blonde a brunette and a red head died and are talking to God. he says 100 steps lay before youon each step you will be told a joke. if you laugh you will go to hell. the red head gets to the 56th step and laughs the brunette gets to the 72th step and laughs. the blonde gets to the 99th step and laughs. God says why did you laugh you were almost there. she replies i just got the first joke

ok this guy walkes into a bar and see's a sign it reads (if you can make my gorila laugh I will give you $50$ /so the guy goes in the back and makes the gorila laugh, he comes out and collects his $50, so the next day this same guy comes back now the sign reads ( if you make my gorila cry then i will give you $50 so he goes in the back and makes the gorila cry so he comes out and the bar tender is now stumped so he said how did you do it, the man say's the first time to make him laugh I said my dick was biger then his the next day I showed it to him

One day this guy walks into a bar and asks why theres a horse in the corner. The bar tender says if you put a dollar in the bucket and make the horse laugh you get all the money in the bucket. So he goes over and makes the horse laugh. The same guy comes back the next day and asks why the horse is in the cocrner. Well the bar tender says that if you make the cry you get all the money in the bucket. So he makes the horse cry. Then he comes back to the counter and the bar tender asks how he made him laugh the first day and cry the second day? The guy says the first day I said I had a bigger dick than him and the second day I proved it.

You laugh because I'm different; I laugh because you're all the same.

If you can't laugh at yourself, I'll be glad to do so for you.

A man walks into a bar and sees a jar with money in it and a horse standing next to it. The bartender told the man to put a dollar in the jar and make the horse laugh. So the man put a dollar into the jar and told the horse something. Suddenly the horse began to laugh hysterically. The man took the money and left.
The next day the man walked into the bar and saw the jar of money and the horse standing next to it. This time, the bartender told the man to make the horse cry. the man put a dollar in the jar, walked over to the horse, and the horse began to cry. The man took the money and as he was about to leave when the bartender asked him...
"How did you do that?" the man replied, "On thr first day, I told the horse my dick was longer than his, and on the second day, I showed him."

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