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Middle sex
U. K.
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R. A. De Mel Mw.
Colombo-3.
Dear Madam
Post Of Trainee Lover In Your Heart
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Being made to understand that there is a vacancy in your
heart as above, I am pleased to submit my application for the above
post.
I am Sinhalese, 22 Years of age. I eas educated in a leading
School in the City of Colombo. Whilst in school Ihave represented college
in the first eleven team in which I played Pocket Billiods, Marbles,
Bed rugger and swimming on the road. I have also been an active member
of the Women's interest in Men and the President of the Nude sex and Phonography
Club.
After my distinguied school career I have done a serious study on
INTERCOURSE. At present I am doing a course leading to the INTERNATIONALLY
recognised UNDER SKIRT ADVENTURE (U. S. A.)DIPLOMA IN WOMEN.
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An eighth grade teacher was leading a discussion on the qualifications for being president of the United States. After the teacher commented that a person must be a natural-born citizen, one of the students raised her hand. "Does that mean that if you were born by Caesarean section that you can`t be president?"
A leading musicologist asserts that J. S. Bach had twenty children because there were no stops on his organ.
Dear All,
I got hysterical reading this encounter between George Bush and Condoleeza Rice:
Playwright Jim Sherman wrote this today after Hu Jintao was named chief of the Communist Party in China.
HU'S ON FIRST?
By James Sherman
We take you now to the Oval Office.
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What’s happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That’s what I want to know.
Condi: That’s what I’am telling you.
George: That’s what I’am asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes. George: I mean the fellow’s name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The China man!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I’am telling you Hu is leading more...
While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a member ofthe congregation, Bernie, walk in with a St. Bernard dog. The Rabbi, horrified, asked the Cantor to continue the service and went to talk toBernie. Rabbi: "What are doing here with a dog?"Bernie: "The dog came here to pray.""Oh, come on." says the Rabbi."YES!" says Bernie. Rabbi: "I dont believe you. You are just fooling around; thats not aproper thing to do in temple."Bernie: "Its true!".."Ok", says the Rabbi, "then show me what the dog can do.""OK" says Bernie nodding to the dog... The dog proceeds to open up thebarrel under his neck and removes a yarmulke, a tallis (puts them on hishead) and prayer book and actually starts saying prayers in Hebrew! TheRabbi is so shocked he listens for a full 15 minutes. When the Rabbi regains his composure, he is so impressed with the qualityof the praying he says to Bernie. "Do you more...
How do you know youre leading a sad life? When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Lets just be friends."
Q: How do you know you're leading a sad life?
A: When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's just be friends."