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Actress Lindsay Lohan has spoken out abut her rehab visit
" it wasn't what I expected, I felt right at home "
we the people are wondering if it was because the staff was so hospitable or if it was because her dad was her roommate

Actress Lindsay Lohan is being accused of stealing clothes from someone’s house. In her defense, Lindsay said she would’ve returned the clothes, but she forgot who she slept with the night before.

Lindsay Lohan wants to endorse bottled water now she is sober. Her favorite brand is'Grey Goose' because it makes her insides'all tinglely.'

Lindsay Lohan, who just finished a second stint in rehab for substance abuse treatment, was arrested on suspicion of drunken driving and possession of cocaine early Tuesday, authorities said. Barrel. Fish. Gun. Pull trigger.

Lindsay Lohan is having her appendix removed. Her publicist says Lohan is excited, because she gets to drop a pound or two without gagging herself.