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If you're feeling lonely, if you're feeling blue, remember the mighty oak tree, was once a nut like you.

Adam was wandering around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, when he heard a loud voice ask him, "What is wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to, and he was feeling very lonely. Then the loud voice said he was going to give him a companion and it would be a woman. The voice continued, saying; "this person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give you love and compassion whenever needed." Adam thought that sounded great, so he asked "What would a woman like this cost me??" The voice answered, "an arm and a leg." Adam thought about that for a moment. He thought that would be a pretty high price to pay, so he then more...

Why did the tadpole feel lonely? Because he was newt to the area!

Adam said he was feeling lonely and asked God for company.
"I was thinking of making you a woman," said God.
"What is a woman?" asked Adam.
"Nearly a man, only curvier," said God, "and also sweet, caring and loving and at your beck and call. She will be an inspiration to you."
"Gosh," said Adam, "how much will that cost?"
"An arm and a leg," said God.
"What could I get for a rib?" asked Adam.

Que: What Did The Lonely Fog Say To The Lonely Beach? Ans: I Mist(Missed)You.

No man is lonely while eating spaghetti.

Delhi girls are cultured, they'll show you a good time
Malayali girls seem so innocent, but ya know what's on their mind
Andhra girls are bashful, Bengalis are so cosy
Kashmiri girls keep you warm at night with their cheeks so rosy
Punjabi girls are flirts, Oriya girls are charming
And Tamil girls squeeze you so tight, they really are alarming
But there's one place in this whole land where I'm never lonely
'Cause the cutest girls in all the world are in Bombay only
I wish they all could be Bombay girls!
I wish they all could be Bombay girls!
Girls elsewhere just can't compare to the ghagara of gujarat
Out their way no one can say how many they've broken hearts
Bombay girls have style - how they pucker those pouting lips
Bombay girls got that twinkle in their eye' n' lovely swayinghips
I wish they all could be Bombay girls!
I wish they all could be Bombay girls!
U. P girls are sweet, Rajasthanis true for more...