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There are three guys named Manners, Shutup, and Crap.

They were really bored, so they decided to run a race. During the race, Crap fell down, and Manners stopped to help him. But Shutup ran so fast the police caught him. Here's how the conversation went:

Police Officer #1: "What's your name?"
Shutup: "Shutup."

Police Officer #2: "Where's your manners?"
Shutup: Back there picking up Crap!"

Several years ago, Baltimore Zoo decided to encamp colonies of tiny Green Monkeys and large Drill Baboons together on an island, the theory being that the primates would stay put because neither could swim.
But the morning after the exhibit opened, zoo officials found little Green Monkeys off the island and wandering around the zoo. The next two mornings, it was the same thing. Finally a vigilant keeper discovered the problem stemmed less from cage design than monkey manners. The baboons, unwilling to share food, were grabbing the Green Monkeys by their tails and hurling them like Olympic hammer throwers off the island during suppertime.
The monkeys were no worse for their daily shuttle, but the colonies were separated anyway. The island is now a penguin reserve.
Swing, swing, swing, *toss* Wheeeeeee! :)

There were three boys with names Shutup, Manners and Trouble. They were walking around town when they realized Trouble was missing. Shutup and Manners searched and searched but failed to find the missing boy. At a lost, they went up to the Neighbourhood Police Post. Manners had to go to the toilet so Shutup went up and spoke to the policeman there.
Policeman=P Shutup=S
P: Hi little boy, what's your name?
S: Shutup
P: What a rude boy! Where are your manners?
S: At the toilet
P: What are you talking about? Are you looking for trouble here?
S: Yes

There are three guys named Manners, Shutup, and Crap.
They were really bored, so they decided to run a race. During the race, Crap fell down, and Manners stopped to help him. But Shutup ran so fast the police caught him. Here's how the conversation went:
Police Officer #1: "What's your name?"
Shutup: "Shutup."
Police Officer #2: "Where's your manners?"
Shutup: Back there picking up Crap!"

One day a couple of kids named "Poop", "Shut-Up", and "Manners" were on a bus. All of a sudden Poop falls out of the window! Manners jumps out of the bus to save him.
So, Shut-Up runs to the bus driver to get some help. The bus driver asks him,
"What's your name?!"
"Shut-Up."
At this point the bus driver is mad. He asks, "Where are your manners?!"
Shut-Up replies,
"Outside picking up Poop."

Once, there were three young men named Poop, Manners and Shutup, and one day they were riding their bikes when Poop fell off his bike, so Manners went to help Poop, while Shutup went to the police.
When Shutup arrived at the police station, he said, "Quick! My friend fell off his bike!"
So the police said, "Let's start at the beginning. What's your name?" then Shutup said, "Shutup" (because that was his name.)
But the police didn't understand, so he said, "Where's your manners?" Shutup said "Picking up Poop!"

There once were 3 boys named Stupid, Shutup, and Manners. One day Stupid got lost(because hes STUPID!) so Shutup went to the police. The police said, "Whats your name kid?" Shutup said, "Shutup." "Whats your name kid!" yelled the police men " Shutup!" said Shutup again. "GRRR! WHO ARE YOU LOOKING FOR!" yelled the police men. "Stupid!" Shutup said. "WHO ARE YOU LOOKING FOR!" yelled the policemen. "STUPID!" said Shutup. "GRR! YOU GET ON MY NERVES! WHERE ARE YOUR MANNERS!" yelled the police men. Shutup pointed to Manners and said,"Over there."
At the end Shutup never found Stupid and they lived miserably ever after.