Mechanic Jokes / Recent Jokes

A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stopsat the first gas station. After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets abig dish of vanilla ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands, he makes a real mess trying to eat with his little flippers. After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says, "It looks like you blew a seal." "No, no," the penguin replies, "it's just ice cream."

An Eskimo was riding across the tundra on his snowmobile, when it started
sputtering. The Eskimo cruised into town, and stopped at a mechanic's shop.
After five or ten minutes, the mechanic returns, and says, "Look's like you just
blew a seal." To which the Eskimo replied, "No, that's just frost on my
mustache."

A blonde meets up with a friend as she's picking up her car from the mechanic."Everything ok with your car now?""Yes, thank goodness," the blonde replies."Weren't you worried the mechanic might try to rip you off?""Yeah, but he didn't. I was SO RELIEVED when he told me all I needed was blinker fluid!"

A blonde meets up with a friend as she’s picking up her car from the mechanic.
“Everything ok with your car now? ”
“Yes, thank goodness, ” the blonde replies.
“Weren’t you worried the mechanic might try to rip you off? ”
“Yeah, but he didn’t. I was SO RELIEVED when he told me all I needed was blinker fluid! ”

So there's this penguin driving across the Nullabour Plain (that's in Australia) and it's a *really* hot day - and that's bad news for a penguin.
So, the penguin is driving and saying "Sheesh" a lot and wiping his brow with his flipper then the car starts acting up! Bumpity bumpity bump...
"Oh great", thinks the penguin. To his relief, there is a service station not too far further along. He drives in, parks his car, hops out and waddles over to the mechanic.
"Can you have a look at my car?", says the penguin, "it's making a funny sound." "Sure" says the mechanic.
"Sheesh," thinks the penguin. "It's so hot!. I think I'll go inside to the air conditioning." So he waddles over and goes inside. He mooches around, flicking through magazines, killing time.
He decides he'll buy an ice cream to help him cool down. Then he goes back out to the car. "Sheesh," he says as he waddles back over the more...

As an architect watched a mechanic remove engine parts from his car, a surgeon, waiting for his own car to be repaired, walked over. They introduced themselves, and began talking about their lines of work.
"You know," said the architect, "I sometimes believe a mechanic's work is as complicated as the work that we do."
"Perhaps," the surgeon commented. "But let's see him do it with the engine running."

A friend meets up with her friend as she is picking her car up from the mechanic. Her friend asks, "Everything ok with your car now?"The blonde replies, "Yes, thank goodness. I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off, so I was relieved when he told me all I needed was blinker fluid."