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More illegals to now hit U.S. soil slightly winded.

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad!

Unelected Andres Obrador swore himself in as Mexico's "legitimate" president on Monday. Most of his advisors questioned why Obrador did not aim his sights higher by instead swearing himself in as the imaginary president of a better country.

U.S. authorities say Baghdad's water is still undrinkable 6 years after U.S. invasion. Mexico says, "Yeah? So?"

International Marketing - Actual Accounts Cracking an international market is a goal of most growing corporations. It shouldn't be that hard, yet even the big multi-nationals run into trouble because of language and cultural differences. For example... The name Coca-Cola in China was first rendered as Ke-kou-ke-la. Unfortunately, the Coke company did not discover until after thousands of signs had been printed that the phrase means "bite the wax tadpole" or "female horse stuffed with wax" depending on the dialect. Coke then researched 40,000 Chinese characters and found a close phonetic equivalent, "ko-kou-ko-le," which can be loosely translated as "happiness in the mouth." In Taiwan, the translation of the Pepsi slogan "Come alive with the Pepsi Generation" came out as "Pepsi will bring your ancestors back from the dead." Also in Chinese, the Kentucky Fried Chicken slogan "finger-lickin' good" came out as "eat more...

Vincent Van Gogh had a really large family. Here's a listing of some of the lessor known ones...
The grandfather who moved to Yugoslavia... U. Gogh
The brother who bleached all his clothes white .. Hue Gogh
The sister who wore a mini skirt to dance in bars... Go Gogh
The real obnoxious brother... Please Gogh
The brother who ate prunes... Gotta Gogh
The uncle who worked at a convenience store... Stop N Gogh
His dizzy aunt... Verti Gogh
The cousin that moved to Illinois... Chicah Gogh
His magician uncle... Wherediddy Gogh
The cousin who lived in Mexico... Amee Gogh
Another cousin who lived in Mexico... Green Gogh
Nephew that drove a stage coach... Wells Far Gogh
Aunt who was a good dancer... Tan Gogh

Vincent Van Gogh had a really large family. Here's a listing of some of the lessor known ones...The grandfather who moved to Yugoslavia... U. GoghThe brother who bleached all his clothes white .. Hue GoghThe sister who wore a mini skirt to dance in bars... Go GoghThe real obnoxious brother... Please GoghThe brother who ate prunes... Gotta GoghThe uncle who worked at a convenience store... Stop N GoghHis dizzy aunt... Verti GoghThe cousin that moved to Illinois... Chicah GoghHis magician uncle... Wherediddy GoghThe cousin who lived in Mexico... Amee GoghAnother cousin who lived in Mexico... Green GoghNephew that drove a stage coach... Wells Far GoghAunt who was a good dancer... Tan Gogh