Michael Jokes / Recent Jokes
Goodbye, Michael. Thank you for the music. Would that you could've gotten the help you clearly needed, but I guess we were too busy calling you a freak out of one corner of our mouths, and humming "Billie Jean" out the other.
Michael Jackson had a boy. He also became a father!
He asked his wife's doctor how soon after the birth could he have sex.
The doctor told him he should wait until the kid is at least 12 or 13 years old.
At 2:26pm PST yesterday, Michael Jackson was pronounced dead at UCLA Medical Center following a case of massive cardiac arrest.
At 2:27pm PST, the family of Farrah Fawcett filed suit against Michael's surviving family, on charges of Grand Theft Thunder.
1.) You listen to it before you go to sleep 2.) You have you favorite songs in Mp2, Mp3, wav, and midi format 3.) You know the name of the song by hearing the first ten seconds of the song 4.) You tell your friends that Minmei is a bigger pop star then Michael Jackson and your friends point at you and laugh and say "Ha Michael Jackson" 5.) You go to Japan just to buy the Robot Carnival soundtrack 6.) You have all the Sailor Moon CDs 7.) You go to Japan and the only anime soundtrack that you bought is the North American Sailor Moon CD 8.) Somebody asked you if you listen to Smashing Pumpkins and you ask them what anime did they do 9.) You buy a CD player just for those Ranma CDs, love that Doco 10.) You have arguments which female band is sexier Spice Girls, En Vogue, or Doco 11.) You can actually say which member of Doco sounds better (Megumi Hayashibara in my opinion) 12.) J-pop is next on your list 13.) Zip disk and Jaz disks filled with anime music that you downloaded more...
Since Michael Jackson was 99% plastic he will be melted down and turned into Lego blocks. That way children can play with him for a change.
While President Obama is fighting the health care issues, Bo the first dog will be fighting the health care issues for dog victims of Michael Vick!
How did Michael Jackson get food posioning? He ate a nine year old weiner.