Momma Jokes / Recent Jokes
Yo momma's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
Your Momma is so cheap that when I saw her digging in the trash can, I said,"What are you doing."
Yo Momma said,"Shopping."
Your momma reminds me of a bowling ball, she gets picked up, fingered, throwen down a gutter and comes back for more.
yo mama is so poor i lit a ciggarette and she sang "clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the lord we now got heat."
yo moma so poor i saw her kicking a trash can down the street i said what are you doing and she said moving
yo moma so poor i steped on a cigarette in her house and she said who turned off the lights.
your mama is so poor when you walk in the front door you're walking out the back.
yo momma so poor I stepped on a penny in your front yard and she yelled out
the window, "Get off my life savings!"
Yo momma's feet are so crusty, when she walks on a wooden floor, it sounds like she's tap dancing.
Your momma so ugly when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning