Motto Jokes / Recent Jokes
Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity
Alaska: 11, 623 Eskimos Can`t Be Wrong!
Arizona: But It`s A Dry Heat
Arkansas: Literacy Ain`t Everything
California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
Colorado: If You Don`t Ski, Don`t Bother
Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy`s Don`t Own It-Yet
Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha`ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave
Your Money)
Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes... Well Okay, We`re Not, But The Potatoes Sure
Are Real Good
Illinois: Please Don`t Pronounce the "S"
Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas: First Of The Rectangle more...
String players' motto: "It's better to be sharp than out of tune."
Rere are some new state slogans... Enjoy!
AlabamaYes, We Have Electricity
Alaska11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
ArizonaBut It's A Dry Heat
ArkansasLiteracy Ain't Everything
CaliforniaBy 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
ColoradoIf You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
ConnecticutLike Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet
DelawareWe Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
FloridaAsk Us About Our Grandkids
GeorgiaWe Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
HawaiiHaka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
IdahoMore Than Just Potatoes... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
IllinoisPlease Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
IowaWe Do Amazing Things With Corn
KansasFirst Of The Rectangle States
KentuckyFive Million People; Fifteen Last Names
LouisianaWe're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's more...
"Now my motto in life," said the school chaplain, "is work hard, play hard and pray hard. How about you, Harriet?""My motto is let bygones be bygones.""Thats good. Why did you choose that?""Then I wouldnt have to take any history classes!"
What's the Arkansas state motto? If you can't keep it in your pants keep it in the family. Sent by Mike
You know you're a slut when your motto is the same as the marines:
Just looking for a few good men or the opposite just looking for a few not-so-good men