Motto Jokes / Recent Jokes

"Now my motto in life," said the school chaplain, "is work hard, play hard and pray hard. How about you, Harriet?" "My motto is let bygones be bygones." "That's good. Why did you choose that?" "Then I wouldn't have to take any history classes!"

ALABAMA: Hell, yes, we have electricity!

ALASKA: 11,623 Eskimos can't be wrong!

ARIZONA: But it's a dry heat!

ARKANSAS: Literacy ain't everything!

CALIFORNIA: By 30, our women have more plastic than your Honda!

COLORADO: If you don't ski, don't bother!

CONNECTICUT: Like Massachusetts, only the Kennedys don't own it yet!

DELAWARE: We really do like the chemicals in our water!

FLORIDA: Home of the headless drivers!

GEORGIA: We put the "fun" in fundamentalist extremism!

HAWAII: Haka tiki mou sha'ami leeki Toru. (Death to mainland scum, leave your money.)

IDAHO: More than just potatoes. .. well, okay, we're not, but the potatoes sure are real good!

ILLINOIS: Please don't pronounce the "S"!

INDIANA: Two billion years tidal wave free!

IOWA: We do amazing things with corn!

KANSAS: First of the rectangle more...

Q: Whats the motto of the Polish Solidarity Union? A: Every man for himself.

Alabama: At Least We Aren't Mississippi
Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong
Arizona: Really, It's a Dry Heat
Arkansas: Litterasy Ain't Everthing
California: As Seen on TV
Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
Connecticut: Just Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character
Delaware: We Really Do Like the Chemicals in Our Water
Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
Georgia: Without Atlanta We're Alabama
Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes... Well OK, We're Not - But the Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana: Two Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky: Five Million People, Nine Last Names
Louisiana: We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign
Maine: We're Really Cold, But We more...

Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity
Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat
Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything
California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It-Yet
Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave
Your Money)
Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes...Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure
Are Real Good
Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's more...

Alabama:
At Least We're not MississippiAlaska:
11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong! Arizona:
But It's a Dry HeatArkansas:
Litterasy Ain't EverthingCalifornia:
As Seen on TVColorado:
If You Don't Ski, Don't BotherConnecticut:
Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less CharacterDelaware:
We Really Do Like the Chemicals in our WaterFlorida:
Ask Us About Our GrandkidsGeorgia:
Without Atlanta we're AlabamaHawaii:
Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
(Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)Idaho:
More Than Just Potatoes...
Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real GoodIllinois:
Please Don't Pronounce the "S"Indiana:
2 Billion Years Tidal Wave FreeIowa:
We Do Amazing Things With CornKansas:
First Of The Rectangle StatesKentucky:
Five Million People; Seven Last NamesLouisiana:
We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos,
But That's Our Tourism CampaignMaine:
We're Really Cold,
But We Have more...

AlabamaHell Yes, We Have Electricity
Alaska11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
ArizonaBut It's A Dry Heat
ArkansasLiteracy Ain't Everything
CaliforniaBy 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
ColoradoIf You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
ConnecticutLike Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It - Yet
DelawareWe Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
FloridaAsk Us About Our Grandkids
GeorgiaWe Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
HawaiiHaka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
IdahoMore Than Just Potatoes... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
IllinoisPlease Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
IowaWe Do Amazing Things With Corn
KansasFirst Of The Rectangle States
KentuckyFive Million People; Fifteen Last Names
LouisianaWe're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign
MaineWe're more...