Mulligan Jokes / Recent Jokes

Two Irishmen met and one said to the other, "Have ye seen Mulligan
lately, Pat?"
Pat said, "Well, I have and I haven't."
His friend asked, "Shure, and what d'ye mean by that?"
Pat said, "It's like this, y'see...I saw a chap who I thought was Mulligan,
and he saw a chap that he thought was me. And when we got up to one
another...it was neither of us."

Father Mulligan was ministering to a man on his death bed. "Renounce Satan," Father Mulligan yelled.
"No," the dying man said.
"You must renounce the devil and his works!" insisted Father Mulligan.
"No," the dying man said again.
"Why, in the name of all that is holy, not?" asked the Father.
"I'd like to wait and see where I'm heading before I start annoying anyone!" replied the dying man.

The bartender says to Mulligan, "No more gin for you, me boy, you're
plastered." So Mulligan says to the bartender: "Plashtered, me? Why, I
can see that one eyed cat coming into the pub way over there!"
The barman says to Mulligan, "One eyed cat? That cat's not one eyed,
and it's not coming into the pub, it's leaving!

Pat and Jimmy-Joe met and one said to the other, "Have ye seen Mulligan lately, Pat?" Pat said, "Well, I have and I haven't." His friend asked, "Shure, and what d'ye mean by that?" Pat said, "It's like this, y'see...I saw a chap who I thought was Mulligan, and he saw a chap that he thought was me. And when we got up to one another...it was neither of us."

Pat and Jimmy-Joe met and one said to the other, "Have ye seen Mulligan lately, Pat?" Pat said, "Well, I have and I haven't." His friend asked, "Shure, and what d'ye mean by that?" Pat said, "It's like this, y'see... I saw a chap who I thought was Mulligan, and he saw a chap that he thought was me. And when we got up to one another... it was neither of us."