Mystery Jokes / Recent Jokes

Everyone remembers the cartoon show Scooby-Doo from their early childhood, right? But something you may not remember is what the show was really about. As we've gotten older, it has become more clear what Fred, Shaggy, Daphne, Velma, and Scooby were actually doing as they traversed the continent foiling crimes of all sorts in the Mystery Machine.

WHAT WE REMEMBER: Four teenagers and their trusted dog gallop across the country in their purple and green van solving mysteries of all sorts -- and in the process meet all kinds of interesting people.

THE TRUTH: Four high-school dropouts and their sentient dog ride around the country in their psychedelic love machine, earning their way by selling drugs. Oh, and they occasionally take some old guys mask off to solve a mystery. It may be hard to swallow, but just take a look at the evidence... Take Shaggy for example. Not only is he the inspiration for the current' grunge' scene, with his sloppy dress and facial hair, but more...

NEW AUSSIE SLANG DICTIONARY, 2002 AEROPLANE BLONDE
One who has bleached or dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.
AUSSIE KISS
Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.
BADLY PACKED KEBAB
A vulgar (but still excellent) term for the female genitalia
BEER COAT
The invisible, but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze
cruise at 3 in the morning.
BEER COMPASS
The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a
booze cruise, even though you're too pissed to remember where you live,
how you got there, and where you've come from.
BRUCE LEE
Erect nipple (as in, a hard Nip).
BUDGIE'S TONGUE or SMALL MAN IN A BOAT, or TONGUE PUNCHBAG The female erection.
DOUBLE BASS
A sexual position in which the man enters the woman from behind, and then fiddles with the woman's nipples with one hand and her
Budgie's tongue with the other. The position is similar to that used when playing the double bass more...

Mystery
All my life has been a mystery
You and I were never ever meant to be
Thats why I call my love for you... a mystery.
Different country
You and I have always lived in different countries
And I know that airline tickets don't grow on a tree
So what kept us apart is plain for me to see
That part at least, is not really much of a mystery.
Estuary
I live on a houseboat on an estuary
Which is handy for my work with the port authority
But I'm sure you would have found it
Insanit-ery
Insanit-ery
Headed me
I am foolish to ignore the possibilty
That if we actually met, you might have a taken a really violent dislike of me
But thats not the only problem I can see
Dead since 1993
You've been dead now, wait a minute, let me see,
14 years come next Janu-a-ry
As a human beign you are history
So why do I still long for you
Why is my love so strong for you
Why did I write this song for more...