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An apple a day doesn't keep the doctor away; HMOs do.

But to really stay healthy, medical research has found
a daily joke can reduce hospitalizations by 10% in a year.

In the double-blind placebo controlled study, participants
were offered 1-4 jokes each morning. Participants receiving 4
jokes did twice as well as those receiving only one joke. Material was stolen
from the work of Dave Chappelle, Jay Leno, Bill Cosby, David Letterman.

The placebo group received Carlos Mencia.

Ventriloquist Terry Fator won the top prize of $1 million on the reality show America’s Got Talent. “If I had known a puppet act would take it all, I would have put myself on the show,” said Karl Rove.