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Late One Night At The Insane Asylum One Inmate Shouted, "I Am Napoleon!"
Another One Said, "How Do You Know?"
The First Inmate Said, "God Told Me!"
Just Then, A Voice From Another Room Shouted, "I Did Not!"
Late one night at the insane asylum, one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!"Another patient asked, "How do you know?" The first inmate said, "Because God told me!"Just then, a voice from another room shouted, "I did NOT!"
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!"
Another one said, "How do you know?" The first inmate said, "God told me!"
Just then, a voice from another room shouted, "I did not!"
Question
Where does Napoleon keep his armies?
Answer: Up his sleevies!
What did Napoleon become when he was 41 years old? A year older on his birthday!
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