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    Norm Peterson's Famous Quotes (from TV's' Cheers')
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    ' Can I draw you a beer, Norm? '
    ' No, I know what they look like. Just pour me one.'

    ' How's a beer sound, Norm?'
    ' I dunno. I usually finish them before they get a word in.'

    ' What's shaking, Norm?'
    ' All four cheeks and a couple of chins.'

    ' What would you say to a nice beer, Normie?'
    ' Going Down?'

    ' What's new, Normie?'
    ' Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach and they're
    demanding beer.'

    ' What'll it be, Normie?'
    ' Just the usual, Coach. I'll have a froth of beer and a snorkel.'

    ' What would you say to a beer, Normie?'
    ' Daddy wuvs you.'

    ' What'd you like, Normie?'
    ' A reason to live. Give me another beer.'

    ' What'll you have, Normie?'
    ' Well, I'm in a gambling mood, Sammy. I'll take a
    glass of whatever comes out more...

    Woody: “What’s shakin’ mister Peterson? ”
    Norm: “All four cheeks and a couple of chins. ”
    Woody: “How’s it goin’ Mr. P.? ”
    Norm: “It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there and I’m wearin’ Milkbone underwear. ”
    Woody: “Can I draw you a beer Mr. P.? ”
    Norm: “I know what they look like, just give me one. ”
    Woody: “What’s goin’ down Mr. P.? ”
    Norm: “My butt on that stool. ”
    Norm: “I’m the ideal weight for someone 10 feet tall. ”
    Coach: Can I draw you a beer, Norm?
    Norm: No, I know what they look like. Just pour me one.
    Coach: How about a beer, Norm?
    Norm: Hey I’m high on life, Coach…. Of course, beer is my life.
    Coach: How’s a beer sound, Norm?
    Norm: I dunno. I usually finish them before they get a word in.
    Coach: What’s up, Norm?
    Norm: Corners of my mouth, Coach.
    Coach: Normie, Normie, could this be Vera?
    Norm: With a lot of expensive surgery, more...

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