"Norm Peterson's Famous Quotes (from TV's 'Cheers')" joke
Norm Peterson's Famous Quotes (from TV's' Cheers')
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' Can I draw you a beer, Norm? '
' No, I know what they look like. Just pour me one.'
' How's a beer sound, Norm?'
' I dunno. I usually finish them before they get a word in.'
' What's shaking, Norm?'
' All four cheeks and a couple of chins.'
' What would you say to a nice beer, Normie?'
' Going Down?'
' What's new, Normie?'
' Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach and they're
demanding beer.'
' What'll it be, Normie?'
' Just the usual, Coach. I'll have a froth of beer and a snorkel.'
' What would you say to a beer, Normie?'
' Daddy wuvs you.'
' What'd you like, Normie?'
' A reason to live. Give me another beer.'
' What'll you have, Normie?'
' Well, I'm in a gambling mood, Sammy. I'll take a
glass of whatever comes out of that tap.'
' Looks like beer, Norm.'
' Call me Mister Lucky.'
' What'd you say, Norm?'
' Any cheap, tawdry thing that will get me a beer.'
' What would you say to a beer, Norm?'
' Hiya, sailor. New in town?'
(Coming in from the rain)
' Evening, everybody.'
Everybody:' Norm!'
' Still pouring, Norm?'
' That's funny, I was about to ask you the same thing.'
' Whaddya say, Norm?'
' Well, I never met a beer I didn't drink.'
' Hey Norm, how's the world been treating you?'
' Like a baby treats a diaper.'
' Would you like a beer, Mr. Peterson?'
' No, I'd like a dead cat in a glass.'
' How's life treating you?'
' It's not, Sammy, but you can.'
' What's the story, Mr. Peterson?'
' The Bobbsey twins go to the brewery. Let's cut to the happy
ending.'
' Hey Mr. Peterson, there's a cold one waiting for you.'
' I know. If she calls, I'm not here.'
' Beer, Norm?'
' Have I gotten that predictable? Good.'
' What's going on, Mr. Peterson?'
' A flashing sign in my gut that says,' Insert beer here.''
' Hey Mr. Peterson, Jack Frost nipping at your nose?'
' Yep, now let's get Joe Beer nipping at my liver, huh?'
' What's going on, Mr. Peterson?'
' Another layer for the winter, Wood.'
' Whatcha up to, Norm?'
' My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall.'
' How's it going, Mr. Peterson?'
' Poor.'
' I'm sorry to hear that.'
' No, I mean pour.'
' How's life treating you Norm?'
' Like it caught me sleeping with its wife.'
' Women. Can't live with' em....pass the beer nuts.'
' What's going down, Normie?'
' My butt cheeks on that bar stool.'
' Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?'
' Alright, but stop me at one....make that one-thirty.'
' How's it going, Mr. Peterson?'
' It's a dog eat dog world, Woody, and I'm wearing
Milk Bone underwear.'
' What's the story, Norm?'
' Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy meets another beer.'
' How's about a beer, Norm?'
' That's that amber sudsy stuff, right?
I've heard good things about it!'
' What's going on, Mr. Peterson?'
' The question is' what's going in, Mr. Peterson?'
A beer please, Woody.'
' Can I pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?'
' A little early isn't it, Woody?'
' For a beer?'
' No, for stupid questions.'
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