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So, a guy is stranded on an island with only a Doberman and a pig for company There's plenty of
food and water, and the weather is beautiful, so he's doing alright--but after a few months he gets
"lonely", if you know what I mean, nudge nudge wink wink.
The pig starts to look more and more attractive--soft, pink flesh, round buttocks, etc. But every time
this poor guy makes an advance towards the pig, the Doberman snarls at him and once almost bit his
leg. very frustrating.
One day the guy sees a speck on the horizon, so he swims out there and it turns out to be a dinghy,
cast adrift, and in the bottom of the boat is a beautiful woman, unconscious. He drags her to shore
and brings her into his hut and slowly nurses her back to health. Finally she is well enough to walk
and she says to him "Thank you, thank you for saving my life. I don't know how I can ever repay
you. I'll do anything for you, anything, just name more...

A newly married man was discussing his honeymoon. He says to his buddy at lunch, "Last night, I rolled over, tapped my beautiful young wife on the shoulder, gave her a wink, and we had ourselves a performance! Later that night, about 2 o'clock, I rolled over, gave my sweetie a nudge, and we had ourselves another performance. Well, being so newly married and not yet tired of the task, I waited quietly in bed while my beauty slept until I couldn't wait any longer. It was 4 o'clock when I gave her a little nudge. She opened her blue eyes and smiled sweetly. We immediately had ourselves a rehearsal."
"A rehearsal?" his buddy asks, "Don't you mean a performance?"
"No, because a rehearsal is when nobody comes."

A newly married man was discussing his honeymoon. He says to his buddy at lunch, "Last night, I rolled over, tapped my beautiful young wife on the shoulder, gave her a wink, and we had ourselves a performance! Later that night, about 2 o'clock, I rolled over, gave my sweetie a nudge, and we had ourselves another performance. Well, being so newly married and not yet tired of the task, I waited quietly in bed while my beauty slept until I couldn't wait any longer. It was 4 o'clock when I gave her a little nudge. She opened her blue eyes and smiled sweetly. We immediately had ourselves a rehearsal."
"A rehearsal?" his buddy asks, "Don't you mean a performance?"
"No, because a rehearsal is when nobody comes."

A newly married man was discussing his honeymoon. He says to his buddy at lunch, " Last night, I rolled over, tapped my beautiful young wife on the shoulder, gave her a wink, and we had ourselves a performance! Later that night, about 2 o'clock, I rolled over, gave my sweetie a nudge, and we had ourselves another performance. Well, being so newly married and not yet tired of the task, I waited quietly in bed while my beauty slept until I couldn't wait any longer. It was 4 o'clock when I gave her a little nudge. She opened her blue eyes and smiled sweetly. We immediately had ourselves a rehearsal." " A rehearsal?" his buddy asks, " Don't you mean a performance?" " No, because a rehearsal is when nobody comes".