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A 12-year-old boy comes up to a Pollack and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw your wife giving you a blow job. Nyah, nyah, nyah."
The Pollack answers, "The joke's on you, Johnny. Nyah, nyah, nyah-I wasn't even home last night!"

Q: Did you hear about the Polish guy that locked his keys in his car? A: Took him an hour using a coat hanger to get his family out. Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses? A: From chasing parked cars. Q: What did the Polish mother say when her daughter said she was pregnant? A: "Are you sure it's yours?" Q: You go to a cockfight. How can you identify the Polish guy? A: He's the one with a duck. Q: How do you know if an Italian is there? A: He bet on the duck. Q: How do you know if the Mafia is there? A: The duck wins. In Poland's largest shopping mall, there was a terrible power outage. People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours! A 12-year-old boy walks up to his Polish neighbor and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife naked! Nyah, nyah, nyah." The guy answers, "The joke's on you, Johnny... Nyah, nyah, nyah--I wasn't even home last night!"... and finally: Q: How do you keep a Polak in suspense?

A 12-year-old boy comes up to his neighbor and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw your wife giving you a blow job. Nyah, nyah, nyah."
The neighbor answers, "The joke's on you, Johnny. Nyah, nyah, nyah-I wasn't even home last night!"

A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polak and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw your wife giving you a blow job. Nyah, nyah, nyah."The Polak answers, "The joke's on you, Johnny. Nyah, nyah, nyah-I wasn't even home last night!"

Q: Did you hear about the Polish guy that locked his keys in his car?
A: Took him an hour using a coat hanger to get his family out.
Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?
A: From chasing parked cars.
Q: What did the Polish mother say when her daughter said she was pregnant?
A: "Are you sure it's yours?"
Q: You go to a cockfight. How can you identify the Polish guy?
A: He's the one with a duck.
Q: How do you know if an Italian is there?
A: He bet on the duck.
Q: How do you know if the Mafia is there?
A: The duck wins.
In Poland's largest shopping mall, there was a terrible power outage.
People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours!
A 12-year-old boy walks up to his Polish neighbor and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife naked! Nyah, nyah, nyah."
The guy answers, "The joke's on you, Johnny...
Nyah, nyah, nyah-I wasn't even home last more...