Ogle Jokes

Rules that guys wished girls knew..........
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down.
3. Don't cut your hair. Ever.
4. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see
if he can find the perfect present, again!
5. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an
answer you don't want to hear.
6. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.
7. Don't ask him what he's thinking about unless you are prepared
to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and
monster trucks.
8. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like
every other cat.
9. Dogs are better than ANY cats. Period.
10. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the
tides. Let it be.
11. Shopping is not sport.
12. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
13. You have enough more...

Google Products We'll Never See
11. Google Hitman Assistant - Find, schedule, and collect on all your assassinations with this suite of products.
10. Googlearchy - Tired of democracy? Install the government that everyone loves without annoying pop-up ads.
9. Google Smite - An extension of Google Earth uses laser beams attached to the satellites to exact revenge or just have some fun for paid subscribers.
8. Google Carnage - Use real-time satellite images to zoom in and see car, train, or plane crashes and other disasters.
7. Google Ogle - The hottest unsecured webcams on the Internet.
6. Googlebator - Used with Google Ogle, it's our first attempt at hardware.
5. Google Alibi - Paid service that will provide you with a credible account for your whereabouts.
4. Google Telegraph - Dash-Dot, Dash-Dash-Dash, Dash.
3. Google Gaggle - The only search engine for geese.
2. Google Invading Force - Some pesky third world country got you down? Send in the more...

For too long, we ladies have been made to put up with second rate traetment from you guys!!! NO MORE!!! The ladies time for comeback darlings and show you guys what we women are made of!
So listen up you guys, this is how it is.....
*You guys don't always have to hold on to your mother's sari and cry for her on the slighest diffculties you have- why marry if you still need to hold your mother's hand?
*We should be able to ogle other men... if we don't look @ other men, how are we meant to rate how handsome you are?
*When our favorite programme is on.. wait for the commericals, if you need something!
*Girls are allow to change their minds, you know!
*A beer-belly is definely a turn-off..... so smokers and beer loots.... need not bother marrying -because we girls are fed up of putting up with it!
*Guy! you have hands & feet haven't you.... So use them to get your own things; Making a meal/tea; and washing your plates etc after yourself you more...