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What does the papa ghost say to his family when driving?
Fasten your sheet belts...

Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hai. 10% interest ke hisab se woh 1 saal baad loan vapis karte hai. Batao kitne paise vapis karenge?
Bania’s son: Kuch bhi nahi.
Teacher: Tum maths nahi jante.
Banis’s son: Main toh maths janta hoon, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante.

The Dairy Association's huge success with the campaign "Got Milk?" prompted them to expand advertising to Mexico. It was soon brought to their attention the Spanish translation read "Are you lactating?"

Coors put its slogan, "Turn It Loose," into Spanish, where it was read as "Suffer From Diarrhea."

Scandinavian vacuum manufacturer Electrolux used the following in an American campaign: "Nothing sucks like an Electrolux."

Clairol introduced the "Mist Stick," a curling iron, into Germany only to find out that "mist" is slang for manure. Not too many people had use for the "Manure Stick."

When Gerber started selling baby food in Africa, they used the same packaging as in the US, with the smiling baby on the label. Later they learned that in Africa, companies routinely put pictures on the labels of what's inside, since many people can't read.

Colgate more...

there was 3 bears and the father was Shut up mom was non ya buisness and there son was trouble. Trouble was out picking berries and he got lost so his parents came to find him. Whe they were driving and looking for him a cop pulled them over. Mama and papa bear stoped and the cop said, "
Did you know you were speeding?"
No said papa bear. Sir what's your name Shut up. So the cop went over to mama's side and said ma'm what's your name? None ya buisness. Are u two looking for trouble, asked the cop? Yes said mama and papa bear.

Domino's is braging that their pizza beat Papa John's in a national taste test. Trust me guys, that's nothing to brag about.

Way back in the country one morning, Papa Mole stuck his head out of the mole hole and said, "What a beautiful morning! I think I smell sauage and pancakes!"
Mama mole sticks her head out of the mole hole and said "I agree with you Papa, it is a truly nice morning. And, I smell maple syrup too."
Baby mole could not get his little head out of the mole hole and all he could smell was molasses!

A man much harassed by his wife took his four-year-old son to a zoo to escape nagging at home. They came to an enclosure where a donkey was grazing. "Papa, what is this animal?" asked the boy.
"This son, is an ass."
The next enclosure had a she donkey. "And what is this?" asked the child.
"This son, is the wife of an ass."
"Papa, do asses also get married?"
"Han beta," replied his Sire, "Sirf gadhey hee shaddi kartey hain- only donkeys get married."