Paris Hilton Jokes / Recent Jokes

(Yes, I know. This one is cheap and easy. I mean the joke, although the "star" is also cheap and easy.)

Paris Hilton told British newspaper The Sun, "If you see pictures of me out, I'm being paid." She then added, "Same goes for when you see me having sex."

I was reading a description of Paris Hilton being taken to jail today. It went like this:

It said that she was handcuffed and taken from her house crying hysterically. She was then escorted to court disheveled, without makeup, hair askew and face red with tears. Throughout the court proceedings she cried for her mother to help her.

And that's when I came.

The mayor of Las Vegas declared August 29th to be Paris Hilton Day, making the city's new slogan -
"What happens in Vegas stays in your immune system and can be transmitted through direct contact with bodily fluids such as blood, semen, vaginal fluids and breast milk."

Geico needs to stop picking on cavemen,and replace them with Paris Hilton.The ad would read:Geico,so easy it's like doing Paris Hilton.

In a daring experiment in Europe, scientists used mosquitoes to deliver a "vaccine" of live malaria parasites through their bites. For their next daring experiment, scientists are going to try to deliver a syphilis "vaccine" through sex with Paris Hilton.