Pasta Jokes

I'm starting a new program, called the Pasta Diet! The Italians have been using it for centuries. Here are the few simple steps:
1) You walka pasta da bakery.
2) You walka pasta da candy store.
3) You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop.
4) You walka pasta da table and fridge

Oh God make it stop Pasta Bowl
There's a lot of this in the back Pasta Bowl
We were just going to throw this all out Pasta Bowl
You're embarrassing your family Pasta Bowl
I shop exclusively at Old Navy Pasta Bowl
Happy now? Pasta Bowl

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Pasta!
Pasta who?
Pasta salt please!

Dad: Courtney, do you want penne pasta for dinner?
Courtney: No, but I'll have dime or quarter pasta.

An Irishman, a Italian and a redneck were doing construction work on the scaffolding of a tall building. They were eating lunch. The Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."
The Italian opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Pasta again! If I get pasta one more time, I'm going to jump off too."
The redneck opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again. If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."
Next day the Irishman opens his lunch box, sees corned beef and cabbage and jumps to his death. The Italian opens his lunch, sees pasta and jumps too. The redneck opens his lunch, sees the bologna and jumps to his death as well.
At the funeral, the Irishman's wife is weeping. She says, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"
The Italian's wife also weeps and more...