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Q: Why do Penguins carry fish in their beaks?

A. Because they haven?t got any pockets.

Q: Why don?t you see Penguins in Britain?

A. Because they?re afraid of Wales.

Q: What do you call a penguin in the desert?

A. Lost.

Q: What do Penguins have for lunch?

A. Icebergers.

Q: What kind of fish do Penguins catch at night?

A. Starfish.

Q: Who is a Penguin?s favourite pop star?

A. Seal.

What do JFK Jr. and a penguin have in common?

They're both cute as hell and can't fly!