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Astronomers in Prague today have decided Pluto is no longer a planet. In related news, producers in Hollywood have decided Tom Cruise is no longer a star.

According to CNN, leading astronomers have declared that Pluto is no longer a planet due to its small size. For the same reason, astronomers have also declared me a woman.

Scientists meeting at the International Astronomers Union in Prague this week voted that Pluto is no longer a planet but rather a "dwarf planet." Three other planets in our solar system were re-classified as well:
Jupiter - "Super-Size Planet"
Saturn - "Bling Planet"
Mars - "Earth's Bitch"

A group of astronomers gathered in Prague (calm down ladies) and stripped Pluto of its planetary status. The instellar badasses declared that Pluto no longer met the new criteria to be called a planet. Suck on that Pluto, you ain't never gonna be a celestial body that is in orbit around the sun, and has sufficient mass for its self-gravity to overcome rigid body forces so that it assumes a nearly round shape, bitch! You ain't nothing but an asteroid lovin' punk!
This now reduces the number of planets from 9 to 8. In other news, I want my 7th grade astronomy test to be regraded. I believe, Mr. Dartwell, you will find my answer on how many planets in the solar system to be correct.