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You know what disgusts me? There's Christmas porn. And it's always nasty. It's always like, "Anal Santa: He's Coming Down Your Chimney." And they're all like that. Santa's Ho, Ho, Hos, Santa's Sleigh Sluts. Santa, Santa, Santa. It's so frustrating, because don't they know Christmas is about Jesus? Although, people would be pissed if there were a porn about Jesus. I don't see why, everyone knows he got nailed.

The'Saw' movie series has recently been described by some as "torture porn." These same viewers have clearly never seen a Ron Jeremy flick.

Warning: The Surgeon General Has Determined that Pole Smoking is Dangerous to Your Health

In her memory, I did a moment of silence during masturbation.

...porn actress jenna jameson says she got into adult film industry because she wasnt the smartest kid in school....."I was a straight DD student."

Second-degree burglary charges have been filed against an Ames man whobroke into a church where he allegedly used the institution'selectronic equipment to watch pornography. The scary thing about allthis: he didn't need the Internet.

Bad: You can't find your vibrator.
Worse: Your daughter "borrowed" it.
Bad: You find a porn movie in your son's room.
Worse: You're in it.
Bad: Your children are sexually active.
Worse: With each other.
Bad: Your husband's a cross dresser.
Worse: He looks better than you.
Bad: Your son's involved in Satanism.
Worse: As a sacrifice.
Bad: Your wife wants a divorce.
Worse: She's a lawyer.
Bad: Your wife's leaving you.
Worse: For another woman.
Bad: Your wife's leaving you.
Worse: To enter a convent.
Bad: Your wife's arrested for soliciting.
Worse: She implicates you.
Good: Hot outdoor sex.
Bad: You're arrested.
Worse: By your husband.
Good: The postman's early.
Bad: He's wearing camos and has an AK-47.
Good: The secretary said "yes."
Bad: Your wife says "no."
Good: The teacher likes your son.
Bad: Sexually.
Worse: He's gay.
Good: You came home for more...