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Ever wondered what would be in " Titanic " if the same was made by Subhash Ghai.
The name of the movie? " Naav Doobta hai. Pyaar Doobta Nahin". Well here it goes!

1] The ship would be overflowing with extras whom you normally find in movies that
have a court scene full of people or a Janta basti full of janta.

2] Madhuri has to be Rose and who else but Shahrukh as JJJJJ JJJ Jack. Madhuri's
name would be Phool and Shahrukh's name would be Chakh. (Alphabet "a"
deliberately left out)

3] The Titanic would be sailing from Madh Island to the Gateway of India.

4] Madhuri would be dancing in the rain with Shahrukh in tow.

5] Rose's fiance would be Gulshan Grover who mutters "bad man" everytime
he sees Shahrukh.

6] Shahrukh would eventually find his long lost mom AaBaap Singh on the ship.
Shahrukh also gets his sister nanhi gudiya.

7] The movie more...

A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks 'Do you do custom work?''Why of course!''Good. I'd like a portrait of Robert Redford on the inside of myright thigh, and a portrait of Paul Newman on the inside ofmy left thigh.''No problem,' says the artist. 'Strip from the waist down and getup on the table.'After two hours of hard work, the artist finishes.The woman sits up and examines the tattoos.'That doesn't look like them!' she complains loudly.'Oh yes it does,' the artist says indignantly, 'and Ican prove it.' With that, he runs out of the shopand grabs the first man off the street he can find;it happens to be the town drunk.'Well, what do you think?' the woman asks, spreadingher legs. 'Do you know who these men are?'The drunk studies the tattoos for a couple of minutesand says. 'I'm not sure who the guys on either side are, but the fellow in the middle is definately Willie Nelson!'

A woman walks into a tattoo parlor and asks ‘Do you do custom work? ’
‘Why of course! ’
‘Good. I’d like a portrait of Robert Redford on the inside of my right thigh, and a portrait of Paul Newman on the inside of my left thigh. ’
‘No problem, ’ says the artist. ‘Strip from the waist down and get up on the table. ’
After two hours of hard work, the artist finishes. The woman sits up and examines the tattoos.
‘That doesn’t look like them! ’ she complains loudly.
‘Oh yes it does, ’ the artist says indignantly, ‘and I can prove it. ’ With that, he runs out of the shop and grabs the first man off the street he can find; it happens to be the town drunk.
‘Well, what do you think? ’ the woman asks, spreading her legs. ‘Do you know who these men are? ’
The drunk studies the tattoos for a couple of minutes and says. ‘I’m not sure who the guys on either side are, but the fellow in the middle is definitely more...