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Chet Wolford tells this one:
An Erie, Pennsylvania executive with a new young wife and a yen for golf
decided about December one year that he couldn't take it any longer. So he
said to his wife one evening, "Honey, next Friday we're going to Hilton Head
for the weekend. We'll get a condo on the golf course and I'm going to play
golf all weekend."
"That sounds fine," she purred. And, sure enough, next Saturday morning at 6
a.m., found him on the golf course, all alone. After playing two holes, he
noticed a man carrying a golf bag walking toward him across a fairway. The
exec. waited, and the other man arrived, saying, "Mind if I play along?"
The exec. said, "Fine. Glad to have the company."
All went well for a couple of holes, until each approached the sixth green.
When the new fellow laid down his clubs, the cover came off one club. The
exec. noticed, however, that it wasn't a club at all. It more...