Proctologist Jokes / Recent Jokes

A beautiful young woman came into a proctologist, complaining about her problem.
The proctologist listen carefully and then said "Ok, now please remove your trouser and underwear and bend over the bed. I'm going to inject you with an enema."
She does as he says, and he is injecting her with the enema when she says, "I'm sorry doctor, but I think that is not my ass."
The doctor replies, "I know, this is not an enema either!"