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Harry approached a prostitute and asked, "How much for a blow job? ". "Hundred Bucks". "OK", he said and began to jerk off. "What the hell are you doing that for?" "For hundred bucks you don't think I'm going to give you the easy one, do you? "

What is the difference between humor and odor?
Humor is a move of wit.
What is the difference between a rich man and a poor man?
A rich man has a shelter over his bed.
What is the difference between a snake and a goose?
A snake is an asp in the grass.
What is the difference between a rooster and a prostitute?
A rooster says cock-a-doodle do.
What is the difference between a girls track team and a band of Austrailian Aboriginies?
The Austrailian Aboriginies are a bunch of cunning runts.
What is the difference between a prostitute with diharreha and an epileptic Nebraska cornhusker?
The epileptic Nebraska cornhusker has fits before he shucks.
What is the longest thing on earth?
A womans leg. It goes from earth to heaven.

Sister Catherine was asking all the Catholic school children in fourth grade what they want to be when they grow up.
Little Sheila says, "When I grow up, I want to be a prostitute!"
Sister Catherine's eyes grow wide and she barked, "What did you say?!"
"A prostitute!" Sheila repeated.
Sister Catherine breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Thank God! I thought you said a Protestant"

Presidential Election'2000Dear Abby, I am a sailor in the US Coast Guard. My parents live in the suburb ofPhiladelphia and one of my sisters, who lives in Bensenville, is marriedto a transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested forgrowing and selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my othertwo sisters, who are prostitutes in Jersey City. I have two brothers, onewho is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in Attica for rape andmurder of a teenage boy in 1994. The other brother is currently beingheld in the Wellington Remand Center on charges of incest with his threechildren. I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who lives in the Bronx and indeed is still a part-time "working girl" in a brothel. However her time there is limited, as we hope to open our own brothel with her as the working manager. I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining our team. Although I would prefer them not to prostitute more...

Sister Catherine was asking all the Catholic school children in fourth grade what they want to be when they grow up.
Little Sheila says, "When I grow up, I want to be a prostitute!"
Sister Catherine's eyes grow wide and she barked, "What did you say?!" "A prostitute!" Sheila repeated.
Sister Catherine breathed a sight of relief and saying, "Thank God! I thought you said a Protestant"

An old old man called his three sons to his house one day and told them he was dying. He said that he wanted to give away his house and farmland to his kids but he can't decide which one to give the land to.
In order for one of the sons to win the land they must find the best way to spend five dollars.
Three days past and all three came back, the youngest said all he could think of buying was an ice cold beer.
The middle son said all he could think of was to buy two beers.
After a while the oldest son said that he didn't think he was going to win, but decided to say it anyway.
"I was walking down the street and I saw a prostitute, she said that I looked hot and she'd only charge me five dollars. I paid, and we went up to her room; she said that I was so great that she wanted to repay me so she gave me her pet duck.
But then I realized how good she was and I decided to give the duck back in return for another go with the prostitute for free. But in the more...

Harry approached a prostitute and asked, "How much for a blow job? "."Hundred Bucks"."OK", he said and began to jerk off."What the hell are you doing that for?""For hundred bucks you dont think Im going to give you the easyone, do you? "