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20> Brussels Sprouts

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2> Prague Tologists

1> Guadalajara Krishnas

Once upon a time an evil king captured a virgin princess and held her captive in his high tower. Though she was very beautiful he forced her to wear a disgusting and smelly burlap dress. "You'll never get away with this," she cried. "Some brave knight will rescue me!" "Not in that thing," the evil king replied. She waited day and night, but it was just as the king predicted. Every knight that saw her in the window of the high tower was scared away by her dress, which, as I've mentioned, was very disgusting. After many months the princess broke down crying and the evil king taunted her, "You see? I told you no knight would rescue a damsel in this dress!"

Next time you start to groan at friend's pun, ask yourself: Am I just being jealous?:
"A pun is the lowest form of humor - when you don't think of it first."
-Oscar Levant
"Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted."
-Fred Allen
"A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents."
-G. C. Lichtenberg

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.
He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole outside of a farm house out in the country. The papa mole reached his head out of the hole and said,' Mmmmm, I smell sausage.'

The mama mole reached her head outside of the hole and said' Mmmmmm, I smell pancakes.'

The baby mole tried to reach his head outside the hole but couldn't because of the two bigger moles. The baby mole said,' The only thing I can smell is molasses.'