Puns Jokes / Recent Jokes

A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces:' 'I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.''

This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home town for the holidays. After looking over the menu he says,' 'I'll just have the eggs Benedict.'' His order comes a while later and it's served on a big, shiny hubcap. He asks the waiter,' 'What's with the hubcap?'' The waiter sings,' 'O, there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise!''

A cowboy was walking down the street with his new pet dachshund when a passerby asked him why in the world he would buy such an "uncowboylike" dog.

The cowboy answer, "somebody told me to get along little doggie."

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist's Novocain during root canal work? He wanted to transcend dental medication.

A German farmer with relatives in the US promised them some fresh pork sausages made by hand from his very own stock of pigs.But as the weeks went by, they gave him a call to complain that the package had not yet arrived.He told them, "Don't worry. The wurst is yet to come."

Some friars were behind in their belfry payments, so they opened a small florist shop to raise the funds.Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, the rival florist across town thought the competition was unfair.He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not. He went back and begged the friars to close. They ignored him. He asked his mother to go ask the friars to get out of business. They ignored her.So, the rival florist hired Hugh Mac Taggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town to "persuade" them to close. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close shop.Terrified, the friars did so.The Moral of the Story:Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars!