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Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
created a pussy to their design.
First was a butcher,
with smart wit,
using a knife,
he gave it a slit,
Second was a carpenter,
strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel,
he gave it a hole,
Third was a tailor,
tall and thin,
by using red velvet,
he lined it within,
Fourth was a hunter,
short and stout,
with a piece of fox fur,
he lined it without,
Fifth was a fisherman,
nasty as hell,
threw in a fish and gave it a smell,
Sixth was a preacher,
whose name was McGee,
he touched it and blessed it,
and said it could pee,
Last was a sailor,
dirty little runt,
he sucked it and fucked it,
and called it a cunt.

Whats a Pussy? After school one day Tod, an eager second-grader, came up to his mother and asked, "Mom, whats a pussy?" Somewhat startled by the question, but directing her answer away from the adult definition, the mother replied, "Son, sometimes people say the word pussy, for short, when they really mean pussycat. You know like Boots, the cat that lives next door. Boots could be called a pussy or better yet, pussycat." That didnt compute with what Tod heard on the playground that day, but he continued, "Mom, what about a bitch? What is a bitch?" She pursued her puritanical theme by answering, "Tod, an adult female dog is commonly referred to as a bitch. But Son, where did you hear such words?" "From the fourth-graders on the playground, Mom," he replied. "I think you should play with your second-grade friends and stay away from those fourth-graders," the mother stated. Later, Tod found his dad working in the garage. He went more...

a little brother ask his older brother tell one questio if a black land a post how many eyes thouset have the brother anser 2 how amy legs doest have hey repply two and how and how manny lwhys doest it have okay and if aq white pussy and lands on that same pole how many hairs duest have no answer then why do you have some why is its that you know so much a bout awhoe lott of knowle about big black cokc and now anwser about white pussy

This guy walks into a bar and see's this blonde and brunette at the end of the bar. So all nigt long he buys the blonde drinks. So at the end of the night he walks up to them and taps the blonde on her shoulder, and he says, "Hey I've been buying you drinks all night, and all I want to do is smell your pussy." The brunette taps him on the shoulder and says, "You want to smell her pussy?" The guy says, "Yea." The brunette stands up and blows in his face.

A kid comes home from school and says to his mom, "Mom I've got a problem." She says, "Tell me." He tells her that the boys at school are using two words he doesn't understand. She asks him what are they. He says "well, pussy and bitch." She says, "Oh that's no big deal, pussy is a cat like our little Mittens, and bitch is a female dog like our Sandy." He thanks her and goes to visit dad in the workshop in the basement. He says to his dad, "Dad the boys at school are using words I don't know, and I asked mom and I don't think she told me the exact meaning." Dad says, "Son, I told you never to go to mom with these matters. She can't handle them. What are the words?" He tells him... "'pussy' and 'bitch."' Dad says, "OK," and pulls a Playboy down from the shelf, takes a marker and circles the pubic area of the centerfold and says, "son, everything inside this circle, is pussy." "OK, dad, so more...

a girl goes to her dad and says daddy can i get a pair of pink panties? he said no so she goes to her mom and asked the same question and her mom gets them for her. she shows her dad them and he rips them up. she asks her dad daddy can i have a cat named pussy? he says no so she asks her mom and her mom gets it for her. she shows her dad the cat and he shaves it. she asks her dad daddy can i have a dog named ass? he of course said no so again she asked her mom and her mom gets it for her. she showed her dad and he kicks it out. she goes and tells her mom, mommy mommy daddy ripped my panties shaved my pussy and kicked my ass out the door.

Theres a fly 6 inches above water and theres a fish under water about to get the fly, a bear about to get the fish, a hunter about to shoot the bear, a mouse looking at a sandwich in the hunters pocket, and a cat about to eat the mouse. The fly drops 6 inches the fish mises the fly, the bear mises the fish, the hunter mises the bear, the mouse gets the sandwich, and the cat misses the mouse and falls into the water. The moral of the story is once a fly drops 6 inches the pussy always gets wet.