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AGRA is famous for its Taj and also for its mental asylum in vernacular. Mr Girdhari Lai, before his retirement, went to Agra to see the Taj along with his family, on leave fare concession. When he joined his office after the leave, one of his friends, Mr Mange Ram, asked him,' Agra say ho aye jee?' (Have you been to Agra?)
When Girdhari Lai replied in the affirmative, Mange Ram, knowing very well that Girdhari Lai had gone there to see the Taj, quipped,' Key kahende nein?' (What did the doctors at the mental asylum say?)
Everybody listening started laughing. But Girdhari Lai silenced Mange Ram by retorting,' Oh kahende nein kee mareez noo naal ley key aoo. Das kadan chalney?' (They told me to bring the patient along with me. Tell me when you want to accompany me to Agra for a check-up.)

Ram Bahadur confused when he purchased Computer
Why?
Point 1: Yesterday he lost his key, and is tring to search the lost key using search button in the computer.
Point 2: When he clicked the my picture folder he din't find his picture.
Point 3: The computer displays only my computer icon but he also purchased mouse, keyboard, monitor etc..

Teacher: Who is Raja Ram Mohan Roy?
Student: There were 4 BEST friends.

November: Ram Gopal Verma was sighted inside Taj Hotel, Mumbai.

January: Ram Gopal Verma was sighted in Satyam Computers Hyderabad.

A couple went to a fair. In the milling crowds the two were separated from each other. The husband reported the loss of his wife to the police and advertised it in the newspapers. No trace of the lady could be found. As a last resort the husband went to the temple and made a tearful prayer before the image of Sri Ram Chandra/r' Bhagwari. I have lost my wife. Please use your divine powers and restore her to me.'
Bhagwan Ram Chandra// replied:' My good man! Go along the road till you get to the temple of Hanuman. When I lost my wife, it was Bajrang Bali who found her for me.'