Ransom Jokes / Recent Jokes
Having gone to his secretary's apartment, Mr. Biggs was astonished to wake up and find that it was three in the morning. "Oh, NO!" he shouted, "My wife is going to kill me!"
Unsure of how he would explain it, he ran to the nearest pay phone and called his wife. "Honey!" he began, "Don't pay the ransom. I escaped!"
A Yuppie received a ransom note stating that if he ever hoped to see his wife alive again, he was to bring $50,000 to the 17th hole of the country club at 10 the next morning.
The next day, he didn't arrive until almost 12:30. Jumping out from behind some bushes, a masked man yelled at him, "What took you so long? You're over two hours late."
"Give me a break, would you!" whined the Yuppie. "I do have a 27 handicap!"
A yuppie was sent a ransom note saying that he was to bring $50,000 to the 17th hole of the country club at ten o? clock the next day if he ever wanted to see his wife alive again.
He didn? t arrive until almost 12:30. A masked man stepped out from behind some bushes and growled, ? What the hell took you so long? You? re more than two hours late.?
? Hey, give me a break!? whined the yuppie. ? I? m a 27 handicap.?
A yuppie was sent a ransom note saying that he was to bring $50,000 to the 17th hole of the country club at ten o?clock the next day if he ever wanted to see his wife alive again. He didn?t arrive until almost 12:30. A masked man stepped out from behind some bushes and growled,? What the hell took you so long? You?re more than two hours late.?? Hey, give me a break!? whined the yuppie.? I?m a 27 handicap.?
Teacher: Rahul, Make A Sentence With Income.
Rahul: I Open The Door And Income The Dog.
Teacher: No, No, That's Not The Way, Try Ransom.
Rahul: When I Saw The Skunk, I Ransom Distance To Get Away.
Teacher: You Are Worse Than I Thought, Try……Gruesome.
Rahul: I Was Not So Tall Last Year, But Since Then I Gruesome.
Teacher: No, Rahul, This Is Your Last Chance. Try Handsome.
Rahul: Handsome Gum To Me?