Rash Jokes

This fella goes to the doctor and says"Doctor, I've got a rash round my cock, have you got anything for it?"
The doctor said" put this on and come back next week if it doesn't work."
The bloke comes back the next week and the cream hadn't worked so he tells the doctor and the doctor gives him more cream and tells him to come back next week if it doesn't work.
The bloke comes back and the cream still hasn't worked so the doctor says "Drop your pants."
The man drops his pants and the doctor has a look and tells him to put another cream on the man then says "Doctor it's worked! What was that?"
The doctor replies "Lipstick remover"

The father of 17 kids goes to the doc's with a rash on his belly. "All right" says the Doc, "drop' em and let's have a look." Having been confronted with the evidence the Doc exclaims "Yes, you've got a bad rash there, but my word, what brown balls you've got. They're truly remarkable!".

The patient is a bit embarrassed and says "Look Doc, what about the rash?"

"Oh that's easy," said the Doc, "Here's some cream to rub on. By the way, those brown balls are amazing, my I ask....."

"No," said the patient, "You can't. Now, is that all Doc?"

"Well, " said the Doctor, " You could stop the rash coming back with a bit better hygiene. Tell your wife you need clean underpants every day. And those really are the brownest balls I've ever seen!"

The guy goes home and tells his wife that the Doctor says he needs clean underpants every more...

AFROPHOBIA
Fear of the return of the 70's hair styles (or the Jackson Five).
PSEUDONYMHOMANIA
Compulsive desire to have a lot of sex under an assumed name.
DEJA FLU
The feeling that one has had this cold before.
HYPOCOINDRIA
Fear of not having correct change.
HAIRPIECE SWIMPLEX
Rash caused by wearing a toupee in a pool.
HERPES CINEPLEX
Rash caused by movie tickets priced at $9.50.
CELESTIAL SEASONINGS AFFECTIVE DISORDER
Herbal-tea addiction.
VISACARDITIS
The heart-stopping sensation brought on by exceeding your
credit limit.
ALPOPLEXY
Canine feeding disorder.
STREISAND-BROLIN SYNDROME
Excessive displays of affection.
SONSTROKE
An attack during the reading of a will
ROSWELL-BABY SYNDROME
Irrational fear that one's infant might be an alien.
POST-DRAMATIC STRESS DISORDER
Formerly David Caruso/Shelley Long Syndrome.
RUMBATOID ARTHRITIS
Joint stiffness caused by "La Vida more...

This fella goes to the doctor and says"Doctor, I've got a rash round my cock, have you got anything for it?" The doctor said" put this on and come back next week if it doesn't work." The bloke comes back the next week and the cream hadn't worked so he tells the doctor and the doctor gives him more cream and tells him to come back next week if it doesn't work. The bloke comes back and the cream still hasn't worked so the doctor says "Drop your pants." The man drops his pants and the doctor has a look and tells him to put another cream on the man then says "Doctor it's worked!! What was that?" The doctor replies "Lipstick remover"

This fella goes to the doctor and says'Doctor, I've got a rash round my cock, have you got anything for it?'

The doctor said' put this on and come back next week if it doesn't work.'

The bloke comes back the next week and the cream hadn't worked so he tells the doctor and the doctor gives him more cream and tells him to come back next week if it doesn't work.

The bloke comes back and the cream still hasn't worked so the doctor says 'Drop your pants.'

The man drops his pants and the doctor has a look and tells him to put another cream on the man then says 'Doctor it's worked!! What was that?'

The doctor replies 'Lipstick remover'